Diversions

Most people enjoy board games, card games, sports and so on. Though I also enjoy those, no game has been as amusing as the Lame Band Name Game. The goal of which is to find the lamest word or phrase that could be used for a band, pretty obvious by the game's title. A friend and I played a rousing game last week and complied a long list of horrid names. Foremost in total lameness was "She passed it so good". In addition to being grammatically incorrect, its implications are alternately dull and disgusting. What is IT excatly? Her algebra test, the junker car traveling too slow, something not to be disgussed in poliet society? Either way I think I'll skip that concert. Other runner ups "Toothpaste trio" and "Inside the vending machine room".